Here’s something funny (not like, funny-funny, but coincidental-funny).
I recently got some Axe 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner for myself. I got it because I was running low on my shampoo and most shampoos for women are very floral or otherwise have a very feminine scent. While that’s nice, I kinda wanted something different so I went with Axe because it had a neutral, tame scent.
And it’s actually been amazing for my hair. I’ve washed my hair twice with it since I’ve got it and it just feels so much softer and I keep running my hands through it. I’m getting hair action!
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
—Laurell K. Hamilton (via fawun
» Writing the dramatic death scene
In your head:
Been wanting to do a hexafusion for awhile in search for the perfect waifu
cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.
help tears crying cant breath everything hurts
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore
Salmon is desire. Desire is salmon.